A while back on twitter I tweeted a bunch of science themed haikus. Here is the collected works of yours truly. More may come in the future though.
I’m a pipette tip
One use and I’m discarded
So used, so wasted
Help! I’m in a box
I don’t know where I am or
How fast I’m going
I’m stirring, stirring
Magnetism driving me
I feel so dizzy
Diffusing around
I’m the building block of life
Two H and one O
It’s so cold out here
But the shoulder is colder still
A planet at heart
Shining through the dark
Whether particle or wave
Just let there be me!
Mathematica
Problem sets don’t stand a chance
You owe me your life
Qualifier tip:
When asked a real tough question
Don’t ask for lifeline
Unlike Fermions
I love hanging out with friends
Bosons: BFF’s
Deoxyribo-
nucleic acid, only
seven left? Damnit
Though they call me weak,
Gravity is the weak one
All he does is suck
Bonus:
Here are the Science Haikus produced by @DjDecamp
knowledge forever
resides in books on high shelf
library is closed
Science Haiku Fun
Walter forced me to do it
Now watch MacGyver
The Philosophical Physicist 